My Name Is Jeff.

[Mendo Cath]

Howdy Jeff!

 

[Chaelca Trevelyan]

Welcome Jeff from Jeff town !

 

[Imzadi Hopewind]

*Waves* Hello there!

 

[Jeffan Caliarthan]

tbh I'm glad that someone's here to take over the Jeff Services Division at TarValon.Net. I have been in charge of that for 11 years now. D:

 

[Ixialdor Lathanril]

I'm sorry, did you say your name was Jeff? Welcome to Tar Valon!

 

[Jeff]

Welcome! I know a good number of Jeffs & they're all pretty awesome, so I say stick around! :fistbump

Truth be told, I don't know any Jeffs. Besides myself and this newly acquainted Jeffan.

I doubt any bot would put so much effort into their Jeffness

No bot could match my Jeffness! :swordy

Welcome! How'd you stumble across us? You should keep the original post as a sig or some such!

Well, I was exploring the dark resources of the internet when I cam across a spark of light, this light being the Wheel of Time series which I have not yet read, it made me curious with it's talk of darkness and gambling and buxom women in a tower, so I followed this trail of light through the dark and corrupting mire of the internet until I found myself in this haven Jeff welcoming individuals.

Hello Jeff. I want to call you Jeff the Robot. Welcome to Tar Valon!

(I tried to find a Jeff the Robot gif to welcome you with, but all Google gave me was creepy Jeff the Killer images. Totally not the same thing, Google.)

It is exactly the same thing... When concerning me at least :evil

Hey the Jeff i ordered got here on time look at that!

Welcome

Jeff Services do strive to pleas our customers as best we can

Welcome! probably one of the most amusing welcome threads so far

What else were you expecting from a Jeff?

tbh I'm glad that someone's here to take over the Jeff Services Division at TarValon.Net. I have been in charge of that for 11 years now. D:

Well now, I believe it's time you used up your holiday time, after being such a valuable asset to the Jeff Services.

I'm sorry, did you say your name was Jeff? Welcome to Tar Valon!

How many times have I said Jeff already in these past few days? Perhaps it does not matter. Perhaps I am in fact not a most wonderous Jeff, perhaps I am someone of the name of some other less majestic letter? Perhaps 'S' or something like that
I think not. Indeed, I am Jeff.

 

[Nebka Galyn]

Welcome Jeff!!!

Spoiler

I never knew this was a thing...

 

[Sailea Nerid]

Welcome to the site I am sure a Jeff like yourself would know everything about us by now but if you need any kind of help, don't hesitate to send me a Visitor Message

 

[Roheryn ni Galghandhrei t'al'Djinn]

Welcome to the site!

 

[Virginia Darknoll]

Welcome to Tar Valon

 

[Alora Sionn]

Please make your last name Jeffington

 

[Lithiel Morn]

Jefferson. al'Jeff. Jeffandred.

Speaking of which... Hello, Jeff! :welcome

 

[Alora Sionn]

Sir Jeffery Von Jeffinstein the Third *monocle*

 

[Andwin de'Gothia]

Welcome to Tar Valon :P

 

[Amarande al'Kalin]

Welcome to Tar Valon, Jeff!

As per our most recent rules change, all robotic members need to take and pass the Turing test before posting further. Please ...

sound of anvil being dropped on Ama's head ... okay, okay! Ow!

... be glad that you've joined us and we hope you enjoy your stay here, and if you have any questions or would like to chat don't hesitate to send me a Visitor Message!

 

[Owena al'Saturni]

Welcome!

 

[Elyss Koh'inor]

Welcome! :welcome

 

[Faeril Munlear]

:welcome to Tar Valon, Jeff!

 

[Arisaema Draconis]

Why am I given to thoughts of Channing Tatum?

 

[Karassa Souladrin]

I like this Jeff, he amuses me!