My Name Is Jeff.

[Jeffan Caliarthan]

Why am I given to thoughts of Channing Tatum?

Because those thoughts are delicious.

 

[Jeffan Caliarthan]

I like this Jeff, he amuses me!

OH AM I NOT FUNNY NOW? D:

no, wait, i said I was giving over my Jeffly duties. Breathe in, breathe out.

 

[Alcyon Devrix]

Welcome JeffnotobeconfusedwithJeffan.

 

[Karassa Souladrin]

You'll always be the first Jeffy in my heart Jeffan! <3

And that gif has me completely mesmerized. Gonna stare at it some more now.

 

[Raevyn Tsornin]

welcome Jeff

 

[Aénor Dhulaine]

Look Jeff, I want to say right off the bat that I run my council position on a strong pro-robot agenda.

While many of my constituent Val'Cueran members are not robots, I am a big believer in equal rights for our silicon-based brothers.

I myself was once voted by The Grey Ajah as being 'Most likely to be a Cylon' and as of yet, I'm proud to say, "I've not been spaced."

Welcome to the site Jeff and if you need anything from advice, a defragging or just plain someone to talk to, feel free to get in touch.

Good to have you with us.

 

[Onis O'Leia]

Welcome to Tar Valon, Jeff.

 

[Jeff]

Sir Jeffery Von Jeffinstein the Third *monocle*

That, I must say, is absolutely brilliant. *claims name*

Welcome to Tar Valon, Jeff!

As per our most recent rules change, all robotic members need to take and pass the Turing test before posting further. Please ...

sound of anvil being dropped on Ama's head ... okay, okay! Ow!

... be glad that you've joined us and we hope you enjoy your stay here, and if you have any questions or would like to chat don't hesitate to send me a Visitor Message!

Dropping anvils on others heads? That sounds like fun, can I have a go? :evil

Why am I given to thoughts of Channing Tatum?

Because Channing Tatum.

I like this Jeff, he amuses me!

I am a multi-purpose Jeff. I come with a wide rand of applications besides those of being a source of amusement.

OH AM I NOT FUNNY NOW? D:

no, wait, i said I was giving over my Jeffly duties. Breathe in, breathe out.

Breathe in. Breathe out. Deep breath in. *nudges Jeffan into the freezing water*

Welcome JeffnotobeconfusedwithJeffan.

Oh ho ho no. I am definitely JefftobeconfusedwithJeffan. All the more amusing.

Look Jeff, I want to say right off the bat that I run my council position on a strong pro-robot agenda.

While many of my constituent Val'Cueran members are not robots, I am a big believer in equal rights for our silicon-based brothers.

I myself was once voted by The Grey Ajah as being 'Most likely to be a Cylon' and as of yet, I'm proud to say, "I've not been spaced."

Welcome to the site Jeff and if you need anything from advice, a defragging or just plain someone to talk to, feel free to get in touch.

Good to have you with us.

Would happened to have worked at a Jeff manufacturing plant? You sound like a Jeff maintenance worker or a Jeff Bot councillor.

 

[Satrim Kha'os]

I am a multi-purpose Jeff. I come with a wide rand of applications besides those of being a source of amusement.

Do you come with a lighter application?

 

[Jeff]

Of course! It comes in a range of sizes too. What would you desire?

 

[Satrim Kha'os]

The largest one available, my good sir

 

[Jeff]

Although, I may have to refuse services if it becomes a danger to the Tower and Co. You don't intend to do anything, let's say, Chaos inducing to the community with this lighter?

 

[Satrim Kha'os]

Um... I might have plans that include that lighter and chaos in the same sentence :shifty

 

[Alora Sionn]

Good man :fistbump

 

[Jeff]

Satrim, I'm sorry, but if you intend to use the lighter for ill deeds then I must decline my flammable line of service to you for the time being.

 

[Satrim Kha'os]

Bugger

 

[Sanguinem Honorem]

:rofl to this whole thread

 

[Stasia t'Andrei]

This thread...

Welcome, Jeff!

 

[Jeff]

Stasia and Sanguinem, I'm glad to have brought you some laughter. That's an interesting Avatar you have, Sanguinem.

 

[Lithiel Morn]

Oh, hey, Sang is back. Welcome back!

Also, Jefferson, you may want to address the Aes Sedai and the Gaidin with their titles. When I say "may want to" I mean you should.