Neo, if you wish to get noticed by the higher ups, I've got just the thing. *pulls a parcel from within the folds of my cloak and hands it over* Stick it somewhere crowded and give it a good shake. I suggest either running from it, wearing a gas mask or simply having no sense of smell like...
Heck yeah, a lot happened while you were sleeping. Blood and ashes, I didn't even realize you were sleeping, I just thought you were a funny shaped rock :cheese
*A yawn and a grunt drift down from the upper reaches of the apple tree, suddenly drowned out by the loud snap of a branch breaking*
Oh, you goat kisser, don't-
*The branch and I hit the ground beside the ashes of the fire, my coat puffing up and falling over my head*
Ahh...
*drops from the tree silently and adds a corked bottle of spiced wine to the pile before slipping back into branches above the fire*
Regular bloody food fairies we are.