Canned responses via email are just as disingenuous as canned nonresponses on the forum. The sheer patronizing and condescension that goes into these attempts to silence people still astounds me. These aren't idle, solitary or spurious complaints.
I believe it's clear at this point that...
Just want to let everyone know that I will be selling Friendship Default Swaps in order to allow you to hedge against your friendships at the site failing. Depending on certain parameters, for every $20 you monetize your friendships here with you'll be eligible to receive $11-15 back if said...