I think I have a compromise
Erin Sedai - most brave and wise,
Do you need a minion here
to fetch, to carry, to bring you cheer?
I have some skills to celebrate
although my posts are often late
a jester, wit, or merry guy
is the offer made by I!
Senior member, I am not.
10 hours seems like quite a lot.
But I've got one thing for me shakin'
I write most awesome rhymes 'bout Bacon!
Could you wave 'most all the rules?
'cept those 'bout skill with 'puter tools?
I'd make my service worth your time,
by making all my posts in rhyme!