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  1. Horatio Spifflewicket

    'ello

    Posting always in rhyme is a challenge For rhymes can be tough to scavenge things oft are obtuse and tough to deduce and there's 'most nothing that's rhyming with orange. And then there is another big factor is this making me a bad actor? am I being coy? or do I just annoy? and to this am I a...
  2. Horatio Spifflewicket

    Article: On the subject of post counts...

    A question for Erin sincere Please throw me not out on my ear could you tweak my count a teeny amount I'd like to have PI show up here!
  3. Horatio Spifflewicket

    Announcing our new Director of Administration!

    Congratulations from me, Caly dear, This news is fantastic to hear! I call for parades! And games of charades! And with excess joy, shed a tear! :D
  4. Horatio Spifflewicket

    'ello

    Although I claimed old age I really am no sage no beard of white or sayings trite My ending's still off stage. Of decades I have three and years four more to see. So worry not that I will rot Spring chicken I may be! :D
  5. Horatio Spifflewicket

    'ello

    To all who have spoken 'till now I appreciate your greetings, and how! To those who used meter your greets are much sweeter And inspire me to keep my vow! The oath that I've made to myself And spoken to none but an elf: To post only in verse and never be terse While storing my books on a shelf...
  6. Horatio Spifflewicket

    'ello

    Dart Gaidin, the honor is mine I once was a Recruit but ran out of time for working and schooling ate up my soul and now I have toddlers (I'm really quite old) Kind novice Ealandrelle thanks for your greeting! the pleasure is mine for the people I'm meeting! With posts all in rhyme I exercise...
  7. Horatio Spifflewicket

    Hiring - Tower Gatekeeper

    I think I have a compromise Erin Sedai - most brave and wise, Do you need a minion here to fetch, to carry, to bring you cheer? I have some skills to celebrate although my posts are often late a jester, wit, or merry guy is the offer made by I!
  8. Horatio Spifflewicket

    'ello

    Thanks be to all who've met me this day we'll all have a ball I really must say! Recruit Dezell sir, you really did nicely my secret is Seuss, sir and two toddlers (Blimey!) Nymala Sedai peace favor your sword I did not really try to steal your award I got carried away while my young ones did...
  9. Horatio Spifflewicket

    Hiring - Tower Gatekeeper

    Senior member, I am not. 10 hours seems like quite a lot. But I've got one thing for me shakin' I write most awesome rhymes 'bout Bacon! Could you wave 'most all the rules? 'cept those 'bout skill with 'puter tools? I'd make my service worth your time, by making all my posts in rhyme!
  10. Horatio Spifflewicket

    'ello

    Greetings to all! May it be known we'll have a ball and paint the town! I welcome you my friends of old and also new with stories told :D
  11. Horatio Spifflewicket

    Article: Tar Bacon: Results

    A sky of blue, a field of green The poem of bacon spoke to me The strings upon my heart were tugg'd it said for me to choose the mug! Also I guess it should be known My name of old was not my own my moniker now is really with it Ansgar? He's Horatio Spifflewicket!
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