Posting always in rhyme is a challenge
For rhymes can be tough to scavenge
things oft are obtuse
and tough to deduce
and there's 'most nothing that's rhyming with orange.
And then there is another big factor
is this making me a bad actor?
am I being coy?
or do I just annoy?
and to this am I a...
Although I claimed old age
I really am no sage
no beard of white
or sayings trite
My ending's still off stage.
Of decades I have three
and years four more to see.
So worry not
that I will rot
Spring chicken I may be!
:D
To all who have spoken 'till now
I appreciate your greetings, and how!
To those who used meter
your greets are much sweeter
And inspire me to keep my vow!
The oath that I've made to myself
And spoken to none but an elf:
To post only in verse
and never be terse
While storing my books on a shelf...
Dart Gaidin, the honor is mine
I once was a Recruit but ran out of time
for working and schooling ate up my soul
and now I have toddlers (I'm really quite old)
Kind novice Ealandrelle
thanks for your greeting!
the pleasure is mine
for the people I'm meeting!
With posts all in rhyme
I exercise...
I think I have a compromise
Erin Sedai - most brave and wise,
Do you need a minion here
to fetch, to carry, to bring you cheer?
I have some skills to celebrate
although my posts are often late
a jester, wit, or merry guy
is the offer made by I!
Thanks be to all
who've met me this day
we'll all have a ball
I really must say!
Recruit Dezell sir,
you really did nicely
my secret is Seuss, sir
and two toddlers (Blimey!)
Nymala Sedai
peace favor your sword
I did not really try
to steal your award
I got carried away
while my young ones did...
Senior member, I am not.
10 hours seems like quite a lot.
But I've got one thing for me shakin'
I write most awesome rhymes 'bout Bacon!
Could you wave 'most all the rules?
'cept those 'bout skill with 'puter tools?
I'd make my service worth your time,
by making all my posts in rhyme!
A sky of blue, a field of green
The poem of bacon spoke to me
The strings upon my heart were tugg'd
it said for me to choose the mug!
Also I guess it should be known
My name of old was not my own
my moniker now is really with it
Ansgar? He's Horatio Spifflewicket!