Article: Film Review: Jupiter Ascending

[Ashlyn Sindal]

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[Megana Vallentin]

Channing Tatum as a space werewolf on air roller-skates who wants to get his angel wings back

This is what happens when Marvel gives us a talking raccoon and Vin Diesel as a tree, and we love them for it. Now everybody thinks they can pull off such insanity.