Just 2 years ago I never would have believed I could win the honor of "biggest lurker." To all of the naysayers who thought I couldn't do it, I say: "tbbbbth!!" (Except I say it very quietly and not necessarily in a forum that you regularly check). With hard work and perseverance I believe I have proven that anyone, even an incredibly social person like me, can be anything they want to be (including, apparently, pretty absent).