Time for the Tower Newsletter!

[Ariadne Davion]

This isn't your average Newsletter, people, but even BETTER!!

We start off with the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT* for our resident Times.

Epic Articles also include:

• Ten Fantasy and Science-Fiction Novels Worth Reading in April 2014
• Book Review - The Seeds of Imagination
• Member Spotlight: Lydress by Lyara Tieran
• Bel Tine Preview
• Review of Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson
• The Spring Equinox Tar Valon Farmer's Almanac
• A Celebration of Passover and Easter
• A Day in the Life: Fools Day
• Life in the Slow Lane: You Can Make What?!?
• The Secret for Beating Writer's Block
• The Best April Fools' Pranks of All Time
• More April Holidays
• Lost Manuscript
• A Merchant's Review by Lyara Tieran

CHECK IT OUT!!​

* - for the sake of keeping things in good humor, please note that this is published on April First, a well known Prank Day. There may or may not be truth to this Edition, and to take things with a light and humorous heart as it is intended to be.

 

[Marivea al'Corriyi]

What a brilliant idea! I look forward to many new publications by the newly-christened A.S.S. newsletter.

 

[Kelgan al'Moranwin]

Love it!

 

[Nymala Ingasy]

You had better get on your knees and kiss my A.S.S. because it is the best newsletter around!

 

[Azi al'Thone]

Aw man, I can't wait to get my hands on a piece of ASS

 

[Erin al'Denael]

I was excited until I read that they stole all the bacon.

 

[Azi al'Thone]

D:

 

[Ealandrelle Melyma]

Nice one! Thanks to the TVT team I am looking forward to some A.S.S. in the next issue :waggle

 

[Taelinn Dolivras]

Believe me when I say we'll have a juicy ASS for you all next month


And I resent the implication that we stole the bacon. Though perhaps the author of that article might know something I don't...

 

[Nymala Ingasy]

I plead the 5th.

 

[Mathei Kardone]

Nicee.

Prepare the next story:

I want Blue head.

 

[Alor Sionn]

I also want blue head :blue

Lets hope a computer glitch doesn't wipe our ASS, wouldn't want to lose anything on our ASS

 

[Ashlyn Sindal]

I can tell already that I'm going love ASS!

 

[Lyara Tieran]

That's one fiiiine A.S.S.

 

[Jaim al`Bearach]

This was pretty good..