Hiring - Tower Gatekeeper

[Horatio Spifflewicket]

Senior member, I am not.
10 hours seems like quite a lot.
But I've got one thing for me shakin'
I write most awesome rhymes 'bout Bacon!

Could you wave 'most all the rules?
'cept those 'bout skill with 'puter tools?
I'd make my service worth your time,
by making all my posts in rhyme!

 

[Erin al'Denael]

:P If only!

And as a clarification - this is a staff position, but because it's something that many people can/want to do, it has been decided that someone cannot be a Tower Gatekeeper and an admin at the same time. Other staff positions are fine though. It's sort of like the Tower Voice position.

 

[Horatio Spifflewicket]

I think I have a compromise
Erin Sedai - most brave and wise,
Do you need a minion here
to fetch, to carry, to bring you cheer?

I have some skills to celebrate
although my posts are often late
a jester, wit, or merry guy
is the offer made by I!

 

[Calypsa al'Nicolai]

My apologies, Erin. Obviously this one slipped through the cracks training-wise.

*Hauls Horatio off by his ear while sternly noting that he should remember to click on the Bacon-in-Tutu on Erin's sig...*

 

[Erin al'Denael]

The tutu knows all.

 

[Erin al'Denael]

Six days left!

 

[Erin al'Denael]

Last day to apply!

 

[Jaryd Kosari]

I had a dream last night that Ilissa and I got hired as Tower Gatekeepers. Except in the dream we literally had to stand at a gate, cross our spears, and yell "you shall not pass" whenever someone approached it. When we weren't yelling at people, we were surfing Tar Bacon and eating donuts.

....I couldn't make this up if I tried.


Edit: I am sharing this just to give people a giggle, because it sure made me laugh when I woke up. I know posts like this tend to illicit some spamm-y responses...please don't give in to the dark side!