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Ace!! That's the Keeper, the second in command of the entire White Tower!! I doubt she carries about treats for JM's. *climbs out of the coat and bows profusely to the Keeper*

I'm no bloody Jeanie, I don't grant wishes, and I don't give flaming cookies!!

*picks up speed further* Nah

*the coat rolls faster* no.

Nope *the coat begins to roll away*

Nope. *the voice echoes from the neck of the coat*

*I pull my arms, legs and head inside my coat, disappearing inside*

*throws the bear trap at you* Bear-trappy, bity, thingmabob!

*pulls a bear trap from one of my pockets* You stay right there, mate.

This meal bites back, mate.

:| Don't even think about it.

You callin' me a cow? Cows kick pretty hard you know, Ace...

*gasp* How'd you know? :look

*a stack of fireworks rests on the ground where I used to be, the lit fuse disappears inside the fireworks. Sparks and fire spray everywhere, booming loudly*

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah...!! *pulls a small package from my pockets and lights a short fuse that juts from its top. Thick white smoke begins to billow from it, hiding me completely* You can't maintain a weave that you can't see!!

*collects the coffee and runs* Remember that this was the day that you almost caught Recruit Satrim Kha'os!!!

*throws my shoe at Amina then lunges forward for the coffee* SHOE DISTRACTION!!!

*whips around* Coffee? :arch

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope... *flails away*