Well that's silly. I'll make a new one just for them and then I can have a whole two threads to keep track of and then my head will hurt and I can make them give me backrubs! ;D
If it's any comfort, I post in the private forums with about the same frequency as the public ones. :P
A major part of the problem, and the reason I don't post more is because it feels like about 99.9% of the threads on the site are based around spam, inside jokes, or just random...