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This is Thomas:
Thomas is our fifth and final new Soldier for the day.
Now, if you haven't noticed Thomas before, there are reasons for it.
You see, he is the terror that flaps in the night,
He is the surprise in your cereal box,
he is....no wait, that's darkwing duck.
But Thomas and Darkwing have many things in common. Both like to dress in a single dominant color. Both enjoy the way the moonlight sets off their stunning profile. Both are watching you, as you sleep, even now keeping such a close eye on you...oh my god he's really a monster!
I'm just kidding. He's no monster. Realistically, Thomas is Tar Valon's own green arrow. Not our Robin Hood, but our Green Arrow. You may wonder why the difference is important. Well, you see ladies, which would you really rather have?
This?
or this?
Careful though, when Thomas aims for your heart, he really is aiming for it!
Thomas is our fifth and final new Soldier for the day.
Now, if you haven't noticed Thomas before, there are reasons for it.
You see, he is the terror that flaps in the night,
He is the surprise in your cereal box,
he is....no wait, that's darkwing duck.
But Thomas and Darkwing have many things in common. Both like to dress in a single dominant color. Both enjoy the way the moonlight sets off their stunning profile. Both are watching you, as you sleep, even now keeping such a close eye on you...oh my god he's really a monster!
I'm just kidding. He's no monster. Realistically, Thomas is Tar Valon's own green arrow. Not our Robin Hood, but our Green Arrow. You may wonder why the difference is important. Well, you see ladies, which would you really rather have?
This?
or this?
Careful though, when Thomas aims for your heart, he really is aiming for it!