Well, not retired, but you get a lifetime achievement award for it and well let someone else have a go next time
"The Jeffan Caliarthan memorial award for most likely to be eaten by a trolloc" has a nice ring to it don't you think?
If you will be at JordanCon, I will give you your award there. If you will not be at JordanCon, PLEASE PM ME your address so I can mail your award. If you do not want your award, I will not argue with you but please pm me and tell me explicitly you don't want it so I don't have to keep hunting you down.
Thank you!