Discussion in 'Ask the White Tower' started by Barmacral Tigana, Nov 20, 2016.
Link > salad man
HE IS NOT A SALAD MAN OMGGGGG HE WAS DICTATOR FOR LYFE AND HE WAS STABBED A BILLION TIMES (SUETONIUS SAID SO), BETRAYED BY THOSE HE TRUSTED. HE WAS AMAZING AND BRILLIANT AND THE BEST EVER AND HE WOULD TELL YOU AS MUCH HIMSELF. DO NOT INSULT JULIUS CAESAR IN MY PRESENCE.
Link is the Hero of Time though so.....
But who conquered the Gauls? Who was the first Roman to invade Britain?? Who bitchslapped Pompey to kingdom come? WHO??? LINK, THE SET OF PIXELS???? NO I THOUGHT NOT THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS REAL PERSON GAIUS JULIUS MOTHEREFFING CAESAR. Would CAESAR have searched for the princess in all the wrong castles? OH NO INDEED, he would he have just gone straight to QUEEN CLEOPATRA, BITCHES.
Edit: Further triforce merit support is hereby contingent on a swift apology from Barmacral issued directly to Great Caesar's ghost.
Mario was the Christopher Columbus who went to the wrong castle, Link knows where he's going
Besides how great could Caesar be? He Ned Starked his way through his career and then got George R R Martined. Being killed by your friends doesn't scream "winner" to me
Triforce. I have no idea what it is and why I'm voting for it, but after watching Suze spin out of control over Julius Caesar, I'm supporting this for the entertainment value provided.
Yes I know that was Mario. I was pointing out the folly of Nintendo characters in general. One is a fake character on a fake, repetitive quest and the other is A REAL-LIFE BOSS and SUPERSTAR whose girlfriend was Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, Pharoah of all Egypt, awww sh*t yeah.
Anyway Alora, you obviously do not know Julius Caesar because he would have never Ned Starked his way through anything. Not sure what you mean by that. Ned Stark wasn't a politician and had no interest in playing games, whereas Caesar was born to play games and win them.
STILL WAITING FOR APOLOGY. I am willing to happily support the triforce movement but not at the expense of disrespect to Caesar. Your move, Swedish Canadian. For each day you do not apologize I will remind you by texting you a Justin Bieber emoji.
Pfft. "Give Caesar what is due Caesar, and give Link what is due Link." So sayeth Jesus.
*nod* This is what I am saying.
So wait, are we still saying Triforce? Which my phone autocorrected to triglycerides... Or are we going caesar-related?
Triglycerides! That is WAY better. We should call it that. *nods*
Well, Link is basically immortal while Caesar got taken out with no reset button. Sure you could say that he lives on in history and therefore is immortal in that sense but that's a stretch. I'll give you that Cleopatra thing that's pretty badass
But Link also has magic and Navi!
Isn't Navi a drawback?
Well if you would just listen she wouldn't have to nag now would she?!
They have the ability to have multiple lives because they are NOT REAL, which means they never had any life whatsoever to begin with. These sorts of comparisons are silly. You might as well say the Dalai Lama is sucky because he cannot fly through the air or throw fireballs.
Also 0 real lives < 1 real life lived in glory and triumph
In any case there is no need to push one down to build the other up. Link is great and Caesar is great and we need to respect both! That's all I'm sayin!
This triglycerides thing, I don't even know you guys. Do you just come up with the first thing to pop into your heads that sounds remotely similar to something else? There are a lot of tri- words we could mention but do not, because they are not relevant to the discussion. You cannot simply substitute one for another because they all mean different things. I am really really confused by this stratagem because it results in nonsense. This petition is anything but nonsense! It is serious! it is full of intent and Barmacral put a lot of thought into the suitability of naming it the triforce merit. Not that I am supporting him again. Not yet.
BARMACRAL I AM WAITING FOR YOUR APOLOGY TO CAESAR. TOMORROW LET COMMENCE THE JUSTIN BIEBER EMOJIS TO REMIND YOU.
I thought of that and was hoping you didn't
But yes I agree, glory to both!
So here's what I'm thinking:
Do or do not. There is no tri-.
Separate names with a comma.