The TVT's CCC Voting - FINAL ROUND!

#1

Who am I? It doesn't matter. Nothing really matters. Some would describe me as being emo. I dont care what they think but I really do care about what they are saying. If you are a washing machine, or a vacuum, please leave. Life is a dismal scene written by a misogynistic shrill who's motivated by greed and various hues of pastels that invade the subconscious forcing them to hang out in coffee shops with their khakis, travel mugs, and screenplays.

I will let you in on a little secret; I crave to be petted. I will come up to you look you in the eye, impose my will into your mind and make you pet me. You know Inception? I decided to share my secret. Look at me and try not to pet me. Tell me something good. Look into my eyes and love me. Let me be your cuddle Boy.

#2

"WANT CUDDLES, MEEP! DON'T WANT CUDDLES, MEEP (PLUS YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND FROM MY MEEPING THAT I WANT TO BE *SET* DOWN; NOT MERELY *LET* DOWN)! WANT FOOD, MEEP! STOP FEEDING ME, MEEP! WANT ATTENTION, MEEP! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME HUMAN, MEEP! Am sleepy now, meep."

This cantankerous kitty plays by her own rules. To look at this kitty is to look at the face of awesome. She has taken on other cats bigger than her leaving them with the feeling that they are not fit to scratch the same post. Just one look from her and others will soon learn the truth of the phrase "We are not worthy." You think you have seen cute before?! The truth is YOU CANT HANDLE THE CUTE. Resistance is futile. You cannot avoid this kitty's charm. She demands your attention and challenges you to say no.

#3

Don't try it. I am not amused. You may think you have the way to my heart but I say good day to you. I am serious. If I want to be petted, I will let you. My quest for global domination will not be hindered. I am the ultimate weapon. I have no weaknesses seeing; even catnip does nothing for me. Are you eyeballing me? Are you giving me the stink eye? I don't take kindly to those who look at me, because it makes me think you are up to something and I will not tolerate that.

#4

Just annouce me as the winner already. I will not be grouped in with all of these other kittens. I am grown; I have lived more lives than the stripes you can count on all the others put together. I have many kids and thanks to them my body is a bit creaky, saggy, and tired. I kid, but seriously yoga ain't helping if you know what I mean. You won't catch me running around chasing after string and waking you up. I do my own thing. Are you seriously trying to tell me what to do? Ha. I told you already I am grown. I usually don't tell anyone but I do enjoy a nice snuggle here and there. Now get out of my way, I am going to do what I want when I want to.

#5

Just call me Mr. Wonderful. ;) Forget those rumors about dogs being man's best friend. I am here for you. You can tell me about your day. I am a good listener. Got a big test you're studying for? I will quiz you. Got a paper that you are writing? I will help you with your introduction. Stressed out? I will help you relax. I will be quiet and keep your books warm by hanging out on them.

I am not your ordinary cat. I have several degrees and will help you achieve your next goal. I have been known to sleep in your hair, and massage your scalp to help to keep you going. If I had a job, I would go to the grocery store, get some good and cook you your favorite dish because you are awesome. *hugs*

#6

I really need for you to get up right now and get me some breakfast...or at least some coffee. I have been told I look cute but thats your opinion; have you made my coffee yet? I just need my fix. I'm high strung, but not too many cats can do what I do. I run with dogs for a living. Just give me what I need and everything will be all right.

No I did not stick my paws into the electrical socket. I may look like a puff cloud but if I don't get my breakfast, I will turn into a rain cloud and storm all over you. :| No, I dont talk to myself, I think out loud. Why are you looking at me that way? Whats the E.T.A. on some that breakfast? I don't want to be a pain but did I mention it's breakfast time?

#7

Ok, lets address the elephant in the room; I am super cute, and I outshine the losers in this contest with me by a huge margin. It's ok. I know you were thinking it. Although I am small some people actually think I am very loud. I disagree -- it's just that I've studied theatre and have mastered my projection.

Where for art my Fancy Feast? I am sitting beside cookbooks, if that wasn't an obvious hint. I am a bit adventurous, and I like to do a little drifing while I run. Some folks can only do this with their cars but I am just that good. I am also a master of disguise and can blend into all environments. By day, I am a cute, athletic, cultured actrees. By night, I am a certified Ninja.

#8

I am a cool guy who missed my calling as a professional model. You can't tell? Try this pose on for size; it's playful yet flirty. After a hard day of posing, I like to knock over your stuff just to let you know who's in charge. I like having guests over, and don't mind chasing ribbons or string. I am vocal. I like to talk and you will listen to what I have to say. I also like to take care of the way I look. I prefer to accessorize with a collar that shows the particular mood I am in for the day. If you don't take notice of how good I look, we are going to have some words. I'm tough but I also like the finer things in life.

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